001Chapter 1: Three hours before my wives kill meNEWChapter 1Available

002Chapter 2: The Sword Saint Can’t Kill an Unarmed ManNEWChapter 2Available

003Chapter 3: I Freed the Five Women Sent to Murder MeNEWChapter 3Available

004Chapter 4: The Chancellor Smiled at a Sealed RecordNEWChapter 4Available

005Chapter 5: The Reward Arrived Mid-AssassinationNEWChapter 5Available

006Chapter 6: The wrong reward at the right timeNEWChapter 6Available

007Chapter 7: The Dead Tyrant Paid for His Own MurderNEWChapter 7Available

008Chapter 8: My System Wants Me to Kill My Sword TeacherNEWChapter 8Available

009Chapter 9: Pardon a Regicide, Clear 213 NamesNEWChapter 9Available

010Chapter 10: My New Skill Only Works If I Tell the TruthNEWChapter 10Available

011Chapter 11: The Ambush Wasn’t Meant for MeNEWChapter 11Available

012Chapter 12: The Sword Saint Gave the Order HerselfNEWChapter 12Available

013Chapter 13: My Wives Poisoned Dessert and Blessed ItNEWChapter 13Available

014Chapter 14: I Refused the Chancellor in Front of 300 NoblesNEWChapter 14Available

015Chapter 15: Saying No to the System Cost Me 3%NEWChapter 15Available

016Chapter 16: Midnight RateNEWChapter 16Available

017Chapter 17: The Poisoner’s SignatureNEWChapter 17Available

018Chapter 18: The Monster’s TabNEWChapter 18Available

019Chapter 19: The Map of DebtsNEWChapter 19Available

020Chapter 20: Two SignaturesNEWChapter 20Available

021Chapter 21: Five MotivesNEWChapter 21Available

022Chapter 22: The Dead Man’s ContractNEWChapter 22Available

023Chapter 23: The Villain Dies in Act ThreeNEWChapter 23Available

024Chapter 24: Honey for the ThroatNEWChapter 24Available

025Chapter 25: The Saintess’ ResignationNEWChapter 25Available

026Chapter 26: What the Chancellor PaysNEWChapter 26Available

027Chapter 27: DramaturgyNEWChapter 27Available

028Chapter 28: The Day Without a StrategyNEWChapter 28Available

029Chapter 29: The CouncilNEWChapter 29Available

030Chapter 30: The Man Who Owes NothingNEWChapter 30Available

031Chapter 31: I Asked the Hero Who Came to Kill Me for a DuelNEWChapter 31Available

032Chapter 32: The Ceremony They Declared Null Did HappenNEWChapter 32Available

033Chapter 33: I Handed My Wife the Maps to Make War on MeNEWChapter 33Available

034Chapter 34: My Five Wives Told Me to Take the ExileNEWChapter 34Available

035Chapter 35: The Empire’s Hero Has My Same SystemNEWChapter 35Available

036Chapter 36: The Guild Signed the Order a Day Before the Crime ExistedNEWChapter 36Available

037Chapter 37: I Filed Down the Imperial Seal to Fix My Wife’s ArmNEWChapter 37Available

038Chapter 38: The Poison Queen Charged Me in Something That Wasn’t GoldNEWChapter 38Available

039Chapter 39: My Sword Master Was Passing My Letters to the TowersNEWChapter 39Available

040Chapter 40: My Wife Came Back From the South With Twelve Thousand Tons of SteelNEWChapter 40Available

041Chapter 41: The Church Canonized the Hero and Excommunicated My WifeNEWChapter 41Available

042Chapter 42: I Made Them Read Aloud the Record That Said the Hero Doesn’t ExistNEWChapter 42Available

043Chapter 43: My System Asked My Permission to Tell Me What I AmNEWChapter 43Available

044Chapter 44: The Hero Went South to Save a Rebellion That No Longer ExistedNEWChapter 44Available

045Chapter 45: The Two Hundred Came Back Wearing Another King’s MailNEWChapter 45Available

046Chapter 46: The Four Missing Letters Weren’t the Chancellor’sNEWChapter 46Available

047Chapter 47: I Walked Into the Chancellor’s Office and Found the Whole PlayNEWChapter 47Available

048Chapter 48: My Excommunicated Wife Knocked on the Hero’s DoorNEWChapter 48Available

049Chapter 49: I Published the Paper the Guild Rejected for Being SentimentalNEWChapter 49Available

050Chapter 50: The Trap I Set Worked in ReverseNEWChapter 50Available

051Chapter 51: I Questioned Four Men and All Four Told Me About the Forty FirstNEWChapter 51Available

052Chapter 52: My System Showed Me a Screen It Had Never Shown Me BeforeNEWChapter 52Available

053Chapter 53: I Bought Forty Two Pounds of Ice to Find a HouseNEWChapter 53Available

054Chapter 54: The Chancellor Was Alive and Asked Me Not to Rescue HimNEWChapter 54Available

055Chapter 55: The Legate Swallowed His Own Bull in Front of Three Hundred NoblesNEWChapter 55Available

056Chapter 56: The Forty First Sent Me an Invoice With My Name on ItNEWChapter 56Available

057Chapter 57: I Chose Not to Calculate in Front of Forty One MenNEWChapter 57Available

058Chapter 58: My Master of Arms Came Back With Letter Twenty EightNEWChapter 58Available

059Chapter 59: The Boy Was Paid With a Coin That Isn’t MoneyNEWChapter 59Available

060Chapter 60: My System Read Me Forty Seven Invoices and Every One Had a Wife’s Name on ItNEWChapter 60Available

061Chapter 61: I Let Five Assassins Vote on Whether to Kill Me With My Own PaydayNEWChapter 61Available

062Chapter 62: Twelve Years of Back Pay Arrived in Four MinutesNEWChapter 62Available

063Chapter 63: I Cooked Dinner for Five Assassins and the Junk Skill Was the One That MatteredNEWChapter 63Available

064Chapter 64: Ansel Gave Me Six Doors to Guard, So I Set a Dinner Table in Front of All of ThemNEWChapter 64Available

065Chapter 65: My Poison Queen Found Out About the Cooking Lessons and Billed Me For ItNEWChapter 65Available

066Chapter 66: The Saintess Asked Me to Open Her Position MyselfNEWChapter 66Available

067Chapter 67: They Took the Hero in the Night and Left Fourteen Coins on His PillowNEWChapter 67Available

068Chapter 68: Five Assassins Dressed Me for War and Argued Over Who Got to Die For MeNEWChapter 68Available

The Hero System Glitched And Now It Pays Me to Love My Assassin Wives

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