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Eastern / Action / Fantasy / Adventure / Comedy / Harem · Ongoing
Please Stop Spreading Rumors About Me — They Keep Coming True
Lin Bo has one dream: open a small noodle shop and make sure absolutely no one ever learns his name. This is a problem. Because in his world, fame IS power — the more people believe the stories about you, the stronger you actually become — and Lin Bo has just been cursed with a magic scroll that got FIRED from Heaven for making things up. Now the scroll won't stop publishing legends about him. Ridiculous ones. “Lin Bo Killed a Demon Lord With a Single Sneeze.” “Lin Bo's Noodles Contain the Way of Heaven.” And thanks to one small rule of the universe — the harder you deny a rumor, the faster it spreads — every stupid story comes TRUE. So now he's the most powerful man alive. He's also the biggest laughingstock in all the realms, with a fan club, a shrine, a pile of women who keep showing up for very different reasons, and a demon king out for revenge over the whole sneeze incident. He just wanted noodles. But the rumors are getting bigger. So is he. And something very old and very quiet has started to notice that the most famous man in the world might be the only thing holding the sky up...
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001Chapter 1: The Man Who Deletes HeroesChapter 1Available002Chapter 2: Cursed Junk StorageChapter 2Available003Chapter 3: The Scroll That Got FiredChapter 3Available004Chapter 4: Please Don’t Post ThatChapter 4Available005Chapter 5: WhisperedChapter 5Available006Chapter 6: The First BelieverChapter 6Available007Chapter 7: Renowned by TuesdayChapter 7Available008Chapter 8: The Fact-Checker ComethChapter 8Available009Chapter 9: Exhibit AChapter 9Available010Chapter 10: A Real Demon King (Oops)Chapter 10Available011Chapter 11: The Correction That BackfiredChapter 11Available012Chapter 12: Boss Battle: The Bureau ChiefChapter 12Available013Chapter 13: The Noodle Shop Dream DeferredChapter 13Available014Chapter 14: Heavenly Records 101Chapter 14Available015Chapter 15: The Sect RecruitersChapter 15Available016Chapter 16: Ji Lan Is FuriousChapter 16Available017Chapter 17: The MethodChapter 17Available018Chapter 18: Scroll’s Bad IdeaChapter 18Available019Chapter 19: Training Montage (That Goes Wrong)Chapter 19Available020Chapter 20: The Pants of the Thunder CourtChapter 20Available021Chapter 21: Bai Qing’s ChallengeChapter 21Available022Chapter 22: Three Women, One Tired ManChapter 22Available023Chapter 23: The Bureau’s Last StandChapter 23Available024Chapter 24: To the CapitalChapter 24Available025Chapter 25: The Tournament of Ten Thousand ReputationsChapter 25Available026Chapter 26: Opening Ceremony DisasterChapter 26Available027Chapter 27: Round One: The Accidental GeniusChapter 27Available028Chapter 28: Ji Lan’s TrapChapter 28Available029Chapter 29: Bai Qing AdvancesChapter 29Available030Chapter 30: The Sponsor With Cold EyesChapter 30Available031Chapter 31: Round Two: Crowd FavoriteChapter 31Available032Chapter 32: Tao Tao’s Fan ArmyChapter 32Available033Chapter 33: The Rival’s Sob StoryChapter 33Available034Chapter 34: Round Three: He Cannot Lose NowChapter 34Available035Chapter 35: Ji Lan’s OfferChapter 35Available036Chapter 36: The DrawChapter 36Available037Chapter 37: Semifinal: Bai Qing vs Lin BoChapter 37Available038Chapter 38: Mutual Respect (Sort Of)Chapter 38Available039Chapter 39: The Other FinalistChapter 39Available040Chapter 40: The Chessmaster’s MoveChapter 40Available041Chapter 41: The Night BeforeChapter 41Available042Chapter 42: The Final (Part One)Chapter 42Available043Chapter 43: The Final (Part Two)Chapter 43Available044Chapter 44: The Morning AfterChapter 44Available045Chapter 45: Xue Ningzhi Makes ContactChapter 45Available046Chapter 46: The Widening DarkChapter 46Available047Chapter 47: The LanternChapter 47Available048Chapter 48: The First AuthorChapter 48Available049Chapter 49: The Empty ChairChapter 49Available050Chapter 50: The First LightChapter 50Available051Chapter 51: The RememberingChapter 51Available052Chapter 52: The Blank PageChapter 52Available053Chapter 53: The Mercy of ForgettingChapter 53Available054Chapter 54: Two Who Loved the LanternChapter 54Available055Chapter 55: A World That RemembersChapter 55Available056Chapter 56: The SparkChapter 56Available057Chapter 57: The Top of the SkyChapter 57Available058Chapter 58: The Light of a Whole WorldChapter 58Available059Chapter 59: The ForgettersChapter 59Available060Chapter 60: The Grand ArchivistChapter 60Available061Chapter 61: The Vale of AshChapter 61Available062Chapter 62: The HealerChapter 62Available063Chapter 63: The Wound We Left BehindChapter 63Available064Chapter 64: New HandsChapter 64Available065Chapter 65: The LettingChapter 65Available066Chapter 66: The First StarChapter 66Available067Chapter 67: UnwrittenChapter 67Available068Chapter 68: The People He SavedChapter 68Available069Chapter 69: Woven InChapter 69Available070Chapter 70: Her Name Was WenChapter 70Available071Chapter 71: Everywhere at OnceChapter 71Available072Chapter 72: The Ones We Couldn’t ReachChapter 72Available073Chapter 73: Give the Names BackChapter 73Available074Chapter 74: The Saved Doing the SavingChapter 74Available075Chapter 75: The Ones We CouldChapter 75Available076Chapter 76: What a Woken World DoesChapter 76Available077Chapter 77: The Strongest Man Alive, and It Didn’t MatterChapter 77Available078Chapter 78: The Ones Who Don’t Want to Come HomeChapter 78Available079Chapter 79: How Do You Fight Mercy?Chapter 79Available080Chapter 80: The Third DoorChapter 80Available081Chapter 81: Teaching the World to KnockChapter 81Available082Chapter 82: The One We Let GoChapter 82Available083Chapter 83: The Poisoned WellChapter 83Available084Chapter 84: The Willingness to LoseChapter 84Available085Chapter 85: The One Thing We Couldn’t UndoChapter 85Available086Chapter 86: What a Sword Can’t KillChapter 86Available087Chapter 87: How You Hold a DoorChapter 87Available088Chapter 88: The Armor of the WorldChapter 88Available089Chapter 89: The Man Who Offered His ThroatChapter 89Available090Chapter 90: The Ones Who CrossedChapter 90Available091Chapter 91: What a Sword Can’t Tell ApartChapter 91Available092Chapter 92: The Same FireChapter 92Available093Chapter 93: The Country That Chose to SleepChapter 93Available094Chapter 94: The Ache With No NameChapter 94Available095Chapter 95: The Two Ends of the Same FaithChapter 95Available096Chapter 96: The UnbindingChapter 96Available097Chapter 97: The Race You Lose on FootChapter 97Available098Chapter 98: The Song That Is a MapChapter 98Available099Chapter 99: The Roads That Live in MouthsChapter 99Available100Chapter 100: The Kindest ScribesChapter 100Available101Chapter 101: The Bad Figure at the Bottom of the ColumnChapter 101Available102Chapter 102: The Woman in the GardenChapter 102Available103Chapter 103: The Sky Tries to Hire MeChapter 103Available104Chapter 104: The Match Refuses the FireChapter 104Available105Chapter 105: The Road That Came UntiedChapter 105Available106Chapter 106: The Last Figure in the ColumnChapter 106Available107Chapter 107: The Other Half of the MapChapter 107Available108Chapter 108: The Nearest Lit WindowChapter 108Available109Chapter 109: The World That Remembered EverythingChapter 109Available110Chapter 110: You Have to Make the SoupChapter 110Available111Chapter 111: The Oldest MercyChapter 111Available112Chapter 112: The Bleeding Has StoppedChapter 112Available113Chapter 113: All of It at OnceChapter 113Available114Chapter 114: The Loneliest Thing in the WorldChapter 114Available115Chapter 115: What the Silence Was ForChapter 115Available116Chapter 116: The Thing It Was Never OfferedChapter 116Available117Chapter 117: The Sword That Outgrew Its HandChapter 117Available118Chapter 118: The Believer Who BrokeChapter 118Available119Chapter 119: How You Take a SwordChapter 119Available120Chapter 120: What It Was Holding BackChapter 120Available121Chapter 121: No Faster Than the FloodChapter 121Available122Chapter 122: So the Dam Could WatchChapter 122Available123Chapter 123: The Ones Who Chose the DarkChapter 123Available124Chapter 124: No One Will Make YouChapter 124Available125Chapter 125: How You Break a DamChapter 125Available126Chapter 126: Standing in Front of the DarkChapter 126Available127Chapter 127: Bringing the Nineteen HomeChapter 127Available128Chapter 128: What the Attack Left UsChapter 128Available129Chapter 129: What the Dark KeptChapter 129Available130Chapter 130: They Came for the KeepersChapter 130Available131Chapter 131: One More StoryChapter 131Available132Chapter 132: The ChorusChapter 132Available133Chapter 133: The Ache That PointsChapter 133Available134Chapter 134: The World Reads ItselfChapter 134Available135Chapter 135: The One Who Chose to GoChapter 135Available136Chapter 136: Come and Get MeChapter 136Available137Chapter 137: The Wound Where the World Was WrittenChapter 137Available138Chapter 138: The Third Door for the DarkChapter 138Available139Chapter 139: The Room No One Can GuardChapter 139Available140Chapter 140: The Storyteller and the SilenceChapter 140Available141Chapter 141: The One Nobody HeldChapter 141Available142Chapter 142: Setting It DownChapter 142Available143Chapter 143: The Weight of WantingChapter 143Available144Chapter 144: A Little LongerChapter 144Available145Chapter 145: The Ones Who Couldn’t WaitChapter 145Available146Chapter 146 - 144Chapter 146Available147Chapter 147: The Keeper of the Blank PageChapter 147Available148Chapter 148: The Names Are Not Yours to TakeChapter 148Available149Chapter 149: The Word Nobody Wanted to SayChapter 149Available150Chapter 150: The World Says NowChapter 150Available151Chapter 151: Forty DaysChapter 151Available152Chapter 152: The Opening of the HandsChapter 152Available153Chapter 153: Where Is Everyone Going to SleepChapter 153Available154Chapter 154: A Small Loud LifeChapter 154Available155Chapter 155: She Asked to Go BackChapter 155Available156Chapter 156: The Ones Who KnowChapter 156Available157Chapter 157: The Thing That Doesn’t Get BiggerChapter 157Available158Chapter 158: Nobody Ever Asked HimChapter 158Available159Chapter 159: The Clerk Won’t StopChapter 159Available160Chapter 160: Someone From the ListChapter 160Available161Chapter 161: The Cooper of ReedmoorChapter 161Available162Chapter 162: Say the Boring ThingChapter 162Available163Chapter 163: Ninth PenChapter 163Available164Chapter 164: The FindingChapter 164Available165Chapter 165: The StoneChapter 165Available166Chapter 166: Old WenChapter 166Available167Chapter 167: The Other ListChapter 167Available168Chapter 168: Finish the ListChapter 168Available169Chapter 169: The DoorwayChapter 169Available170Chapter 170: MeasurementsChapter 170Available171Chapter 171: The Harvest ReportChapter 171Available172Chapter 172: SongNEWChapter 172Available173Chapter 173: The Half-SongNEWChapter 173Available174Chapter 174: Five Foot Seven, Over ThereNEWChapter 174Available175Chapter 175: WinterNEWChapter 175Available176Chapter 176: The End of the Half-SongNEWChapter 176Available177Chapter 177: Nobody, AgainNEWChapter 177Available178Chapter 178: The Gap You Mustn’t TouchNEWChapter 178Available179Chapter 179: Someone With Your FaceNEWChapter 179Available
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